It's pronounced Loo-a-vul

 You meet all kinds of people when you work retail, especially in a resort town. I try to talk to as many as I can. Partially because talking to people helps to stave off the boredom of the slow times (and pre-Memorial Day it is slow, and retailers can only hope that the summer season will be a good one. There is seldom a way of really knowing ahead of time). But the second reason I talk to people is because I’m truly curious as to where they are from and how they are enjoying their stay. It’s a safe question as even if it rained all week, people on vacation generally are having a good time.

I met some interesting people this week, including a couple of doppelgangers. When King first retired we moved back to South Haven to work as caretakers on a hobby farm. The farm owner had a business in Chicago and came to South Haven on weekends. We tended their grounds, critters and gardens in exchange for a small three bedroom house on the property. I think we were about the third or fourth caretakers for them and probably stayed on the longest. The owner was a large man with a balding head and a huge booming voice. His wife was a quiet Thai woman he met in Chicago while she was working on her graduate degree. We worked on the farm for five years and became good friends. They eventually sold everything and moved to Thailand to be closer to his wife’s aging parents. Yesterday a couple came into the store to buy a South Haven sweatshirt. He was a large balding man with a booming voice who owned a small business in Chicago. His wife was from Thailand. They were looking to buy property in South Haven. They say everyone has a doppelganger.

I also met a woman from Louisville, Kentucky. When she told me she was from Louisville she added, “If you don’t say it with three syllables you are not saying it correctly.”  (Loo-a-vul with a southern drawl). We discussed the (Kentucky) Derby and the scandal surrounding this year’s winner, Medina Spirit. (The horse lost his bid for the triple crown Saturday in the Preakness -- King follows racing closely). She gave me her recipe for the perfect Mint Julep. “The secret,” she said, “Is to steep your mint in simple syrup for at least 24 hours and to use the cheapest bourbon you can find. You want that mint flavor to be able to come through.” She gave me the exact proportions. King likes to drink Mint Juleps while  watching horse races, except he calls them “rum and coke and imagination.”

I think one of the most frequent questions I’m asked by customers is “What do you do here in the wintertime?” My stock answer (even though we no longer live in Michigan in winter) is “Well, there is always parking available downtown.”  Personally I think fall and winter are some of the most breathtakingly beautiful seasons in West Michigan – except for that brown slushy junk along the sides of the road.

So this week, I met an individual from upstate New York, who obviously knows a thing or two about winters. He did seem to be lacking in the common sense department however.

His companion was looking at some decorative throw pillows we have on display. One has a photo of a sandy beach and says, “Inhale….Exhale.” It’s written in cursive. She laughed and said, “The ‘inhale’ looks like ‘whale’ if you just glance at it.” I told her about people photoshopping whales into Lake Michigan photos and posting them on social media and how sometimes you could convince individuals  whales were migrating from Traverse City to Chicago. (No wonder people will believe conspiracy theories so readily).

The gentleman chimed in, “You’ve got some whale-sized fish in the lake though.”

“Well,” I said. “I’ve heard there are a few 240 pound sturgeon in the lake; but I don’t think there are a lot of those left any longer.” (One such rare fish was caught, tagged and released in the Detroit River on April 30, according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. The FWS estimated it to be almost a century old).

He seemed disappointed but moved on. Beneath the pillow display we have Blueberry Festival t-shirts for sale. “You have a blueberry festival?”

“Yes. It’s been scaled down last year and probably this year as well. Because of COVID.”

“COVID attacked the blueberry crop?”

“No. It attacked people. They don’t want the crowds. Even with the mask mandate being lifted, it’s kind of late to try to plan something as big as a national festival. We’ll see what happens.”

“So what happens to all the blueberries if there is no festival?”

“They still get sold to stores nationwide. It’s a big crop. There are huge blueberry farms around here.” I could tell he was ready to take a road trip to visit the farms. I could imagine him pulling into a farm and asking for a tour. So I quickly said, “There is a blueberry store on the next block. They have all kinds of interesting things – all things blueberry.”

My farming friends can thank me later.

 

Happy Mother's Day

I work at a clothing store in a tourist town.

We sell t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies and jackets with a variety of South Haven landmarks plus some uniquely Michigan shirts. We also sell some men’s clothing and quite a bit of women’s clothing.

I guess my age has caught up to me as five years ago when I worked at this store I would look at the women’s clothing we had for sale and say to myself, “Nope. No way. I would never wear something like that.” Now I look at the racks and think to myself, “Yeah, I could wear that.”

During the early part of May the shop is not very busy. In a tourist town you bank on a good summer to help ease the lean times during the winter. While business is slowly picking up, it’s still slow. Today, for instance, we barely sold enough to cover the two hourly employees’ wages.  I don’t care to think about what utilities, rent, etc. does to that bottom line.

The past few days the few customers we had were looking for that “special something” for mother’s day.

Earlier this week I had the pleasure of waiting on Clay and his Grandmother who were shopping for Clay’s mother.

Grandma did her best to keep Clay focused. She failed. But she tried.

“No Clay, we are not buying a t-shirt for you,” she said and Clay proceeded to pull a stack of toddler shirts from the table.

I assured Grandma I would re-fold the shirts after they were finished shopping, but this Grandma was a lot like me. It went against her moral fiber to not re-fold the shirts.

“Clay lives in Galesburg,” Grandma explained to me. “They are doing virtual learning this week so that’s why he’s able to be with me.”

In my mind it didn’t exactly explain why Clay was obviously not virtual learning, but I smiled behind my mask and turned to Clay, “What grade are you in, Clay?”

“I’m in 4-year-olds, but I’m really five,” he said.

“You probably had a birthday after you started,” I suggested.

“I had cake.”

Clay picked out a coral colored t-shirt with the Great Lakes/Michigan embroidered where a pocket might be.  While walking up to the counter he spotted the canister we have for donations to the local animal shelter.

“I want some money. May I have that?”

“No Clay,” said Grandma. “That’s for the animals that don’t have homes.”

“Why don’t they have a home,” asked a confused Clay.

“That’s a really good question, Clay,” I said.

“How did you know my name?”

“I’ve heard your Grandma say it a few (hundred) times today.”

The donation money was forgotten as Clay marveled at the fact that I knew his name.

Then he discovered the gift boxes and wrapping paper behind the counter.

“I want to help wrap,” he exclaimed.  For the record, I am not fond of wrapping, especially when the customer is watching me do it. But I told Clay he could help me.  I’m even less fond of wrapping with the help of an eager five-year-old.

Thank goodness a mask hides grimaces.

Clay helped me choose the wrapping paper; he helped me choose the box. He helped me get out 12 or 20 sheets of tissue paper to pad the box.  And then he discovered the tape dispenser.  It’s been two days since Clay helped me wrap his mother’s gift and I’m still fining wads of tape stuck to parts of the counter.

Grandma wandered off to look at some women’s clothing.

“I can’t get this tape off my fingers,” Clay announced. “Can you help me?”

Clay had managed to triple wrap tape around his middle and index fingers, which were turning purple.  I managed to find an end and get it off without resorting to using scissors as I didn’t think Clay could hold still for scissors.

The box was finally wrapped and Grandma found another shirt for her daughter -- a tank top with a sequined cowboy boot on the front. We had received it as a sample in a clothing order. It sat in our back room for a while until it finally found its way to our sale rack

I resolutely started wrapping another box, but Clay had lost interest in wrapping and discovered the mints next to the cash register -- fifty cents for a roll of mints, with proceeds going  to the local Lions Club.

“I want those.”

“I don’t think you’ll like them Clay. They are pretty strong,” Grandma said.

But by that point Clay had the wrapper off and had stuck one in his mouth.

“Oh  Clay. I don’t have fifty cents.”

“Hot,” said Clay.

Grandma was almost in tears.

“I have fifty cents,” I said. I actually didn’t, but I have a coffee can with laundry money at home, so I put the money in the next day.

“Are you mad at me Grandma?”

“Grandma’s don’t get mad Clay. They get tired. But they don’t get mad,” I assured him.

“How do you know?”

“I’m a grandma too Clay.”

Clay marveled at the fact that there were more Grandmas in the world than just his Grandma.

Clay’s Grandma winked at me. She gave Clay both packages to carry and they walked out the door.

“Come back to see me soon Clay,” I called.

I truly hope he does. He’s quite the distraction.